Recently listed for sale is one football player, named Nicolas Anelka.
With extensive footballing experience he has been evaluated thus:-
Not good enough for Arsenal
Not good enough for Real Madrid
Not good enough for Paris Saint-Germain
Not good enough for Liverpool
Not good enough for Manchester City
Not good enough for Fenerbahçe
Not good enough for Bolton Wanderers
And evidently not good enough for Chelsea
In other news, my beloved Manchester United won the European Championship, thanks in part to a missed penalty by the aforementioned Anelka
Timmy "Happy United Fan" Magic
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However, selling him to Real did make us a rather tasty £23m profit, enabling us to rebuild a training ground...
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