I have some Scandinavian jokes!
A Swedish couple were in their house.
Suddenly, the wife said to her husband "Get me a pair of loafers" so the husband came back with two Danes.
Q: What are a Danes's favorite four years of school?
A: Third Grade
Sven was leaning against the fence watching the morning turn into afternoon, when this Irish guy walks by with a wheelbarrow full of manure. Swen asked him "Vat are you gonna do vit dat?"
The Irishman replied, "I'm going to put it on my strawberries."
Sven smiled and said, "Ve Norvegians put sugar on ours."
A Dane received a pair of water skis for his birthday.
He went crazy looking for a slope on the lake.
Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach Danes how to walk on their hind legs.
"Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
"No…I'm a Norwegian…and my name isn't Walter."
Ok! So you understand that we don't like Danes yeah?
Timøþi
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